I am so sick of hearing “you don’t know because you’ve never tried it”
have I ever mentioned I’m a very tactile person?
I love touch. I touch everything. When I walk down a hallway, I drag my fingers along the wall and feel the texture of it. I keep buttons/hair clips/smooth round objects in my pockets so I can run my fingers over them when I’m anxious. I absently rub my knee/ankle when I’m sitting so I can rub my fingers along the seams in my jeans
I also love touching people. (With permission, of course.) I card my fingers through hair and feel its softness. I love the warmth of skin. I like an arm thrown over a shoulder in a friendly manner, the reassuring squeeze of a hand in yours, fingertips that trace over knuckles absently, and I REALLY love being picked up. Not over the shoulder though! I’m no sack of potatoes, you understand?
Idk. I just wondered if other people were like this. I also think it’s interesting given my asexuality.
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
Did he get out of there?
So we were talking about ridiculous things at work as usual
and my 40-something coworker joked that since he had given up drinking, sex was the only ‘drug’ left and the only thing he had to live for
and a bunch of them agreed with him???
and I was just standing there like
So I heard it’s Earth Day
Today on ‘you’re having too much fun with the flavor text’ we have… something that isn’t fun, but really, the fact that these weren’t forgotten makes me extremely happy.
GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME
MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD
i was quite young when “hey ya” came out and i didn’t know that “caddy” was slang for “cadillac” so i thought that the line in the song was “don’t want to meet your daddy, just want you as my caddy” and i remember thinking, okay, he doesn’t want to commit to this girl. he’s just looking for a golfing buddy. fair enough.